Obviously the Bonds era has returned...

Fuck Notre Dame.

I wish she would just stay on the ground.

Still more fans in attendance than a White Sox game.

Hopefully they just pave over these goddamn courses. I hate green grass and well groomed trees in my backyard.

I can still tell which ones are the black guys. Shoop fail.

Cleveland’s only hope of winning is if the browns move to any other city and change their name.

Now only 52 more players to waive before the browns have an actual chance of winning anything...

On the eastcoast we have SportsCenter to bring us the highlights the next morning, its a win-win

Tom Brady’s contract is great for Patriots fans, sucks for every other team.

That ostrich is doping.

You see, Brett Favre would be a good soccer player cause he’s Brett Favre. Ooohh another turkey leg!!!

“How To Beat Leicester:

KG should replace Stephen A. Smith immediately upon retirement.

I hit more long distance 3's in NBA Hangtime for Nintendo 64 in one game. Time to start recognizing real athletes...

When did Mr. Bean go bald?

Why does the NBA insist on pushing this eastern conference agenda? Until they dump that garbage factory called LeBron, nobody will actually pay legitimate attention to another team.

More importantly, What the Fuck is a Loaf ‘N Jug? That sounds illegal in most states.

I’m disappointed with the weak reach of the NFL. FIFA has more control than the NFL and their members can’t even stay out of jail.

How about they focus on practicing the easiest goddamn shot they get? Even Old Man Kobe who shoots like 30% from the field when all the planets align can hit over 80% of them.