This is the dumbest take I have ever read, and I can only assume it was sarcastic.

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At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

Presumably the whole counterfeit bill thing made it stand out. 

The cashier remembered the name he used on a rewards card application eight days earlier? Jesus.

According to a Houston player, the Astros often knew what Darvish was about to throw by the way he brought the ball into his glove in the set position.

He means how toxic...masculinity is...considered to be in today’s world. Not ‘toxic masculinity’ as a phrase.

You’re dad murdered a ref and dragged them behind a chariot?! That seems a little much

The other replies are what you get for leaving off the /s.

I think Drew answered the question wrong. The wife wasn’t saying swipe perpendicular. She was saying hold it perpendicular, which is what’s happening in the video. Weirdo husband does what dude in the video does, but with the stick turned 90 degrees.

Producer: “Cue up something for the loss of Roy Halladay.”

They’re not going to spend a ton of money of fabric because they know fans are just going to end up burning them at some point anyway.

The NBA doesn’t pay Nike. Nike pays the NBA. It’s more like shame on the NBA for taking the money with no regard for the quality of Nike’s product.

“I fought to protect the freedoms you enjoy in this country, so you better stop fucking enjoying them!”

and a widdershins to you good sir.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

Slightly toasted Pat McAfee kicking analysis is maybe the greatest thing in the world. If you don’t make that a weekly feature, you’re fucking bonkers.

Who knows, maybe he’s confusing Zeke with Roethlisberger. Or maybe he watches Fox News.

Is there something I’m missing?

It’s Deaf or Hard of Hearing. Not hearing impaired.