this is much easier and won’t involve any sort of judgement calls they can get rid of him now and wait for criminal charges

And here it is, the only necessary comment on this subject.

None. They can kiss my ass.

Let’s talk about the wonky increments that are on there though:

Now ... if only this would happen to every other coal-rolling assclown out there.

So, you intentionally spend time out on our public roads trying to make things more dangerous for everybody else? 

Why would you want to do this?  Why does it please you to make someone else’s day more difficult?

Wait until you see how much Tahoes cost....

Yeah but Watson just has the natural born ability to read a defense. That’s god-given.

Instead of people complaining about these same old tired jokes ( I get them in my job too) maybe we should all appreciate the fact that not everyone looks at us as worker drones and some people actually take the time to try and interact with us instead of treating us like a drone.

I’m just happy that some customers can take the time to crack a joke, even if it’s bad, common or oft-repeated, rather than than complain or show no personality of any kind.

Seriously, what would you rather have, an old joke as a start of a conversation or eerie silence?

Eh. I work in a field that we get the same comment. I don’t really care. Sometimes it’s the opening to chat with people that you need. It doesn’t cost me anything but about 3 seconds so why make a fuss of it? 

Just mix up some JB Weld, plug the hole and be done with it.

In the cases of Cone and Maddux, I would argue that the results from having a personal catcher were well worth it. Unless you think that somehow Maddux winning 355 games was disappointing.

I’m enjoying the Barclays Uber Visa card.
4% cash back on restaurants, fast food, take out, bars, and so on.
3% on hotels, air, rentals, and most things travel related
2% on online purchases, streaming services, and Uber
1% on everything else.
Cashback can be easily and quickly redeemed for cash, gift cards, or Uber…

I’m enjoying the Barclays Uber Visa card.
4% cash back on restaurants, fast food, take out, bars, and so on.
3% on…

Swing and a miss.

Why, do the boxes taste better? 

Dibs on your liver.

“Aww, my asshole’s tasty.”