Thank you for this.

That’s one body part that does not tell lies, I’m told.

Interesting points. I was always obsessed with Super Metroid but I can see how people who want a much larger collection might be cost-prohibited due to the price and rarity of the remaining cartridges.

Cartridges for some of these games are expensive, these are legal copies, in addition to save states this thing has a rewind feature and high quality reproductions of SNES controllers. Also, SNES 9x is a better emulator, FYI.

The original protest was Kaep sitting for the anthem, but after talking with an army special forces soldier they came up with kneeling as a way to both show respect and disapproval simultaneously.

Frankly, I wouldn’t hire anyone related to a Lions player to do contract work. I have sincere doubts that they’d know how to finish.

“All the stuff I’ve done in my career,” Don Ohlmeyer once told an ESPN interviewer, “and that’s what I’m going to be remembered for. It serves me right.”

If only there were a way to combine a homogenous-charge engine with a hybrid drivetrain…

OK, you failed at spelling today.

Miata illegally passes over a double yellow on blind turns and almost causes a head on collision? Maybe that’s what was wrong with it? I dunno though, I’m just a human being with eyes.

I got a shirt full of breast milk, which I think embarrassed me more than she.

And congrats to all the Cubs fans for getting another moment to pat themselves on the back for feeling bad about how they ruined this guys fucking life all those years ago. It’s ok now, he’s got jewelry.

By far the least rusted-out Trailblazer I’ve ever seen.

Find me a better way to use a Trailblazer besides doing “sweet jumps” off of it, and I’ll cut you an insurance fraud based check!

Whew! Good thing I got mine back in 1996. Beat the rush.

He isn’t good enough to to wreck some other league. He only ever looked good under Jim because Jim utilized his one and only weapon speed

Wait, are you supposed to stop somersaulting off your parents bed at some age? Certainly not by 32, right?

So this guy makes a big financial commitment to a long-term contract and then tries to walk away from it after the first year. Who does this asshole think he is, the Marlins?

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.