Funny how lighter used to be a good thing in mobile electronics.

6) Fix the battery.... Some people (like me) have batteries in their Pixel phones that can’t make it through the day.

Android makers have simply moved the scanner to the back of the device, it’s an inelegant solution. Blindly looking for the right spot to touch on the back of your phone is a minor but crucial inconvenience compared to a quick press of the home button on the front.

Duh. That’s why you go at night.

Came for boobs, left unsatisfied.

V20 owner here. The reason I bought the V20 was that the specs rocked, and the damn thing was the last flagship phone around with a removable battery. This doesn’t have that one killer feature, and frankly, that makes it a lot less appealing to me. Every other phone in the fucking universe already went to the sealed…

If only there were a way to combine a homogenous-charge engine with a hybrid drivetrain…

OK, you failed at spelling today.

Miata illegally passes over a double yellow on blind turns and almost causes a head on collision? Maybe that’s what was wrong with it? I dunno though, I’m just a human being with eyes.

I got a shirt full of breast milk, which I think embarrassed me more than she.

And congrats to all the Cubs fans for getting another moment to pat themselves on the back for feeling bad about how they ruined this guys fucking life all those years ago. It’s ok now, he’s got jewelry.

I prefer Google Photos because it’s free for photos and videos and offers to delete uploaded photos from your phone to clear up space. It works really, really well.

Sorry but I can’t stand when people say they “seen” something. Ugh...

By far the least rusted-out Trailblazer I’ve ever seen.

Find me a better way to use a Trailblazer besides doing “sweet jumps” off of it, and I’ll cut you an insurance fraud based check!

Whew! Good thing I got mine back in 1996. Beat the rush.

Paint is still my goto quick photo editing app. I’m not an artist and I don’t need something complicated to do the few things that Paint does.

He isn’t good enough to to wreck some other league. He only ever looked good under Jim because Jim utilized his one and only weapon speed

Wait, are you supposed to stop somersaulting off your parents bed at some age? Certainly not by 32, right?