So this guy makes a big financial commitment to a long-term contract and then tries to walk away from it after the first year. Who does this asshole think he is, the Marlins?

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

Don’t be silly, apple would never forget to price gouge...

I think you missed the joke.

Brain gotta poop, still...

I said girl that was great, talk about a connection. Am I alone in my praise, do you share my assessment?

Maybe it belongs to Gizmodo? It says so right there:

Don’t call brain names.

Do you fuck with the war?

Someone actually got paid to write this article?

Why do people think that an old lady in a tube top is a law enforcement officer?

That was a helluva shot. But one thing I thought about while watching the first half is I think Portland should have drafted Durant instead of Oden

One of the things I hate about iPhone is that you can never ditch the Apple keyboard. Not entirely, at any rate. It’ll pop up any time Apple or an app developer decides a particular field is “sensitive”, which sometimes kind of makes sense (passwords, credit card numbers, and what not - I get why they’re considered…

Jordan never missed a dunk in the playoffs. LeBron will never be the GOAT if he keeps choking like this.

How bout a cool thing to do with a fidget spinner?

Phone calls are cool, but it would be nice if it could receive calls as well (maybe Google Voice calls only?). Also, the option to call other google homes would be nice.

For the Alerts, it would be nice if this was fully open. I currently use a whole house audio system for announcements (i.e. the clothes in the dryer…

When is the last time anyone ever read their car’s manual?

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Uggghhh...another fake “controversy” about to blow up.

It’s so weird that Ballmer is doing this and Gates is eradicating malaria, but Jobs — and his total devotion to consumerism — is the one we’re supposed to love.