The Tolerant Left everyone.

Do you even MsPaint, bro?

Yeah, I’m going to be THAT guy. Why the fuck is this on Gizmodo?

That’s what I do. I recommend an iPhone to almost everyone as well, unless they mention specifically that they don’t like the limitations of it. Anyone I think will ever ask me for troubleshooting ever also gets an iPhone recommendation.

I for one welcome our fireball pants future.

Makes sense. An extra 10% faster is not worth a fireball in the pants.

Yeah, because the best way to be respectful to people is to call them insane and mock their beliefs. It’s okay, though, because Christians aren’t on the PC police protected list. It’s perfectly okay to mock them and berate them since you are intellectually and morally superior. You want to know how Trump won? …

That’s a bit harsh. I think the last decade has been terrible for NASA. The current admin cut the budget deep. So mock Christians if you want but the real damage to NASA came from the left.

I understand it’s a long speech and the clicks come from being first, but please, PROOFREAD.

Real Steel will always be my “Old Man Logan” story.

Cowboys Executive: The way it works is we get ourselves in a good position and we don’t make a move again until it’s over. Got it?

INVISIBLE PENIS AND BALLS!

“not the bullshit top-loading model I got for my 10th birthday after that original NES died”

I’m going to buy this and drive an hour up to my parents house and use their landline to make the long-distance phone call to Redmond Washington. They’re going to be pissed just like they were 25 years ago.

Knoblauch used to flash that same smile throwing to first, knowing he was making some lucky fan’s day with a free souvenir.

This is what happens when you try as hard as you can to get offended at everything you read. You forget the little things . . .like the fact that gay men exist in your myopic world.

I am so offended. I am sure I will be scarred for life now. I wish I could have earmuffs for my eyes.

What’s the big deal? Tim Tebow bounced passes to receivers for years and nobody was impressed.

admit it....how many other people clicked on this waiting for that crazy dude who gets bit by shit to show how bad it is???

“Royal Towing, the towing company involved, has called and apologized to Montgomery, and offered to pay to have the transmission serviced, but wanted the videos taken offline.”

Tow companies are SCUUUUUUMMMMMMBAGS.