Proprietary charging cables are an immediate deal breaker for me.

I am ashamed that that was the first thing I thought of when I read that sentence, too.

Pretty sure RNA jackhammering is EXACTLY how we got in this mess.

there’s a guy outside who says he needs to be in here

If you EVER have an opportunity for 0% loan and there are two options for payment term, you ALWAYS take the longer one. If you are paying no interest, then there is absolutely rational reason not to extend the terms if given the option. Think about it this way: if you owe me ten dollars and I say hey, you can pay me…

“The stories I could tell, but won’t”

Why not? it would have been an effective way to illustrate your point.

But ya know, ghosts and witches were portrayed accurately so we good there.

I am an adult with a terrible sense of direction, I am also an android user. I dont have the newest assistant thing, I have a Galaxys S6 with “google now”

When they fill the infield with water?

Remember, when someone can use the r-word and still have the moral highground against you.... you are truly an asshole (or taking an asshole position).

When a stoppable force meets a moveable object.

It floats! Burn it!

Ferries are magic!

The moment during which you are being stabbed in the face seven times is definitely a moment worthy of killing the stabber.

Defensive coordinator: Focus on Julio this week guys, we need to keep him in check, can’t shoot ourselves in the foot.

His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.

Some facts for those that are unaware of kitesurfing stuff:

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

Or, you can put a pizza stone on your BBQ.

Or, you can put a pizza stone on your BBQ.