Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

I’ve said this before, but check your credit reports often and NEVER talk to someone who has CALLED YOU.

The pitch was high and outside, as was he.

Southerner here. We’ve always said put that up. I thought the commenters were making a joke about it being code for the first 5 replys

Must be a regional thing. I grew up with parents that said stuff like, “Put that car up. It’s time for bed.”

Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.

“He must complete a series of tasks with increasing levels of physical exertion, and he must be determined to be symptom free after each task.”

If it doesn’t go “ping” when done, I’m not interested.

Many of us "cultured" Southerners prefer to pronounce it, "Shev-a-lay."

That’s amazing audio quality for something that was recorded and posted online 164 years ago!

“But I have a feeling it’s far more likely that somebody went a little too wild with their impact gun and over-torqued the lug nuts holding the wheel on the car to the point of breakage”. You give them too much credit. My first thought was they just never put them back on in the first place, knowing some of the things…

Reading is hard, leave him be.

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

this reads like it was written by a curmudgeonly old luddite who shakes their fist at everything. Get with the times grandpa

My favorite thing about 2016 so far: both Tiger and Kobe realizing their careers are over and now trying to be jovial, good-natured dudes after being miserable pricks throughout their entire professional careers.

hangouts handles mms like a charm, even sending and receiving of multiple mms is seamless...

Respectfully disagree; since it’s redesign, Weather Underground is beautiful and gives you the clearest information in the quickest possible way. https://play.google.com/store/apps/det…

We need a series on creepy landlord stories. I read the whole damn review and basically nothing

So, uh what happened with the landlord?

“our line is made of wet toilet paper”