RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

How is this NOT Google’s fault?!?!?

The sarcasm lessons will commence at 7 p.m. sharp, don’t be late or you may be subject to detention.

You need lessons in understanding sarcasm.

Can I get your dog’s number? :P

“The FBI has a duly aquired warrent, and have even suggested that Apple supervise the password brute-force crack and reset, then re-apply the original OS before handing the phone to them.”

Pat Adams fouled out Ben Simmons on a potential triple double the other night on a fantom tech one night after fouling out Kentucky’s Isaac Humphries with a phantom tech that ended up costing Kemtucky the game at Texas A&M. Was the radio announcer Australian?

You do realize that article is from last year right?

Good lord, now I’m paying for the entitlement generation to have internet? Plus, $9?? Are they going to get a free 56k baud modem to go with that?

It’s been all downhill since instagram included the “piles of lead waste” filter.

Makes sense, because tennis scoring is already in dog points.

Excellent point. There is no savings passed on just a store taking a higher profit margin by not having to pay anyone to run their store.

As with self check out ... issue I see ... customer does all the work (ok, most of it), prices remain the same ... so while the store saves on employee costs, the customer sees no break at all. Therefore why do it?

Damn, this is an egregious error. Really made me Grimace.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

That’s not how I did it when I had a G4 (RIP my love). I kept a battery in the charging cradle all the time. When I left for the day, swap battery—when I got home, swap battery. I literally never plugged my phone in to charge.

Apparently I got confused as to who said what when. I didn’t realize she was the one who dredged up the story again — as as been pointed out in a few comments. My mistake.

As I noted in another comment, I admit I am a bit confused about who said what when. I didn’t realize she had brought it back up ... I thought a writer in New York dredged it all up again.

The amount of effort that went into this + vote is fantastic.

“If I had $10 for every free throw I missed...Wait, I do.”
-Shaq