A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

They certainly don’t represent the entire state...but they do pretty accurately represent the teenagers of Greenbrier.

If I intentionally damaged any of the equipment I work with, I’d be written up and fired.

Turns out police departments have no interest in them or their officers being held accountable. I am absolutely shocked by this revelation.

“2 outs, bottom of the 9th in young Scotty’s life”

Automated Teller Machine Machine?

Jenny Macaquethy is on the case!

Another vote for Google Wallet, which doesn’t even receive an honorable mention. Free to use, free to transfer, add multiple bank accounts to transfer in and out of, and sending money to someone is instant (and can be instantly used via their Google Wallet card). To me, all of these combined beats anything…

You can produce a similar effect at home.

I’ve got a plan B if Hollywood/RIAA/MPAA tries to “force” anything.

I would suggest the daughter’s blood...since it was her fault.

But seriously fuck coal rollers, preferably with a rail spike covered in pissed off fire ants.

As the other person said, you just depress the silver mesh button thing. It is handy, actually made me want a Gear VR. If you haven’t you should check out the Blue Angels Youtube video, it is fantastic.

The button triggers a little lever that taps the screen for you.

Found on ebay:

2015 USAF Ghostrider Gunship
One of a kind
Babied...never tracked or raced...never wintered.
New wings and recently replaced OEM flight crew buckets.
$50 million OBO.
No tire kickers, no mavericks.

To be fair, that was easily the most offensive thing she’s ever seen at a Titans game.

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

iGrill 2. Pricy and worth every penny.

iGrill 2. Pricy and worth every penny.

Thermapen Classic (or really any of the Thermapens). Bar none the best thermometer for cooking I have ever bought — accept no substitutes.

Thermapen Classic (or really any of the Thermapens). Bar none the best thermometer for cooking I have ever bought —…

I feel compelled to tell everyone this, because apparently too many people don’t know: