I recently read something that the blouse she was wearing was flourished with what’s called a “pussy bow”? I’d call that a tiny, frustrated bit of revenge.

Why Fückwig von Schittstäin pretty much can’t be removed from the running is complicated and legal but basically since early voting has already happened, this baby is crowning. Can’t abort it now, and THE GOP IS THE FATHER.

Kissy von AssFase always makes some bungled metaphors involving dogs.

Those laws are there to protect people, not women.

I had not heard of these implants! I gave up rat-keeping in ‘05 when I moved back to the mainland. But now I have 8 cats and one of them is a MURDEROUS BITCH (she’s wonderful, no wild vermin in my house unless it’s dead and half-eaten which I don’t mind much).

WANT

My youngest sucked her thumb constantly until the age of 7. She also liked to play in dirt and nature and all its glorious filth (and pretty much still does and she’s 23). So then she got some sort of intestinal worms. They wigged her out horribly, which is understandable. I asked the doctor if thumb sucking may have…

Oooh lay it on like a duvet, women!

It’s called “slithering.”

ewwwwwwwwwww

I live in a city. I’m already the weirdo of the neighborhood, and I don’t want my new upstairs tenants to get shot by the police!

OMG so do I, it’s probably one of the few “real world” type of stories I can get into. I’m a total SF fangirl otherwise.

I half agree and half wanna splain.

Agree: Women-driven plots of exciting non-”chick flick” movies should be more common.

And there is the word: should.

Unfortunately the world isn’t quite hip to what we all know, which is that girls can be fucking kick-ass and no one should be surprised at this. It should be as common…

Oh good. I babysat my daughter’s friend’s mice while she was on vacay and the scent nearly killed me, it was HORRID. I cleaned the cage every day with soap and hot water AND THE SMELL OMG THE SMELL. My daughters were also wigged out over tiny little nuts so we only had female mice pets for them.

I still can’t deal with…

1. HAVING FUN is always an honorable pursuit (as long as fun is not harmful).

2. Can you IMAGINE the fucking PRESIDENT wearing your people’s clothes to palaver? MIND BLOWN and I’m a whitey.

WTF ugly??? No no nononononono STUPID? Seriously, they used the S word on Our Lady Of Perpetual Class?

Like any highly-trained professional person should be.

Right? She was TOO BOYISH TO MARRY OFF.

Also: Mulan didn’t fuck her commander. She was in love with him because he was a cool dude who could deal with a less-than-optimal hand in life (the unit being peopled by fuck-ups), much like she could (having been born with a vagina), not simply because he was a cute boy.

His Race Bannon hair and cheekbones can’t save him.