Also, if he’s outraged that women are in the military because of Tailhook et al, might I suggest then that males be banned from military service due to their blatant inability to control the placement of their dicks? I’d be intrigued to see how a home kitchen is run by a man. I like sandwiches.

Can’t spell “surreptitous” or use apostrophes correctly? I expect more out of a veep.

and CHOCK FULL of fleas! I caught a juvenile that blundered into my house and set it free outside...and within 3 seconds one of my cats killed it. My daughter’s dismay scared her away from eating her kill, and within SECONDS we saw fleas hopping off the corpse. GROSS.

I live in Alabama and I have a prolific pecan in my front yard as well as an oak. Now with pecans, they have a 3 year cycle where they produce well one year, produce meh the next, and you’ll be lucky to find a pecan the third and then back to prolific. I also have 8 cats (it’s a large house) that keep those little…

I have given up on keeping rats. I only kept females because I just can’t the little nuts. (And if they’re anything like mice, I can’t stand the scent.) I love them to DEATH like cats, but getting to know a little darling or three and then losing them to HORRIBLE BODY TUMORS is too much for me. But there’s nothing…

So I can blame the male squirrels for eating 4 bites out of a pecan and throwing it down on the lawn x300.

I really despise squirrels.

Oh fuck *that* noise, I would not want to be in her shoes. I know what it’s like to be robbed non-violently, the violation I felt runs DEEP. Just thinking she had to look down the barrel of a pistol and be tied up gives me the heebie-jeebies for her. And that’s AFTER that idiot sexually assaulted her earlier in the…

You know, the first thing I thought when I found out about the robbery was “fuck, that poor lady, first a sexual assault and now a violent robbery!” I don’t give a rat’s wet shit about the family’s antics, but no one deserves the week she had. I can’t even with the people commenting on their lack of empathy.

I feel ya! Find a KangerTech Subvod, they’re around $50 for the kit (one battery, one tank assembly and coil, 2 tank glasses, I think a mini-usb cord too?). Very reliable mod for a low price, and you can charge it anywhere you can find a plug or a car charger bullet (1 amp only, they heat up too much on the 2.1 amp…

Oh those poor birds. Pets suffer horribly when their human dies, not just from potential lack of care.

Your troll-fu has power, and high potential. The skill was acceptable, though almost Poe’d.

She’s guilty because see, men “can’t help it” to have wandering penises. If she’s not doing her “wifely duties” to corral that penis, she’s at fault if it goes into another woman. Having a career is antithesis to the “sacred responsibilities” of a wife. (I still don’t see how, if men “can’t help it” why they get to…

He’s coming to my city for a speech at some Jesus University. I wish I could afford a ticket just to heckle him.

Rudy failed to get as far into the race as Hillz has. What’s his excuse?

The vapesplosion victims also altered their batteries for more current to the coil (for those “sick clouds”). I patronize a “working class vape” store that caters to the “I’m trying to quit, not make a statement” crowd, and the expert there mentioned that bit, which is not normally reported since “vaping is bad mmkay?”

Preach. All I want is my nic-fix. I quit burning things for it 3 years ago as of Halloween this year.

I feed my cats 3x/day (8 cats, strict diet) and every SINGLE time there’s a nugget of food in it. Someone mentioned that, since I use a steel water dish (to avoid algae) the cats drop a kibble in there to see where the water is. So I put a blue and a yellow plastic ice cube in there so they could always see where the…

Well, look at it this way: if I donate part of my liver and a kidney to someone else, I don’t have any say over their life. Mitochondria are organelles in a cell, not the core of the cell itself. Not to mention, if the child is a boy, that’s the dead end for that mtDNA. Sperm have no mitochondria (which is why they…

**fans self**

What is it about the current North American executives this season? (Pena Nieto may be disliked, but dang.)

That’s funny, that was a pick-up line some creep used on me one time.

“You got a job? You FINE. How’d you like to take care of me? I want a woman who will take care of me.”