“Rep. Higgins is referring to terrorists. He’s advocating for hunting down and killing all of the terrorists.”

I swear these folks act and speak as if they have to be interpreted like an arcane text. No, he meant what he said exactly as he said it.

House of Reps can only order an impeachment trial be held. Senate does the actual impeaching. Peachy?

Just Juan, not Two.

This reminds me of a story about the building I live in that my landlord told me. Apparently, one of the upstairs tenants was a prostitute who exclusively served police officers. They flushed their condoms down the toilet. Apparently business was booming so much, that the condoms clogged the sewer lines, causing a gas…

I gained 55 lbs with each kid. The first one was born while I was still active duty, and I bicycled everywhere until I was 7 months along. The second one I was a housewife. It’s just what my body wanted to do, and both kids were healthy and my weight went down in a year so no fucks were given about the weight.

Just out of curiosity...is that what is refered to as a “cauliflower ear”?

That’s not skin on his face. That’s tangelo peels glued to the metal skeleton beneath.

It’s all the emoluments.

Mi lotos blankon. =)

This is what I think of the press conference (and I had our news studio’s engineering room in stitches when I exclaimed this during the news broadcast)(which is soundproof so no, it didn’t go over the air)

“Those are some UGLY drapes!”

Trudeau boxes. He ain’t got a weak arm.

I give them my condolences and state that I hope their suffering is eternal.

(I’m a goth, they laugh.)

BYH.

Oh shit sorry about that!

HOLY CRAP THAT’S BEAUTIFUL

<<is a crazy cat lady

Your honor, I am lightly struggling with deciding if this is shade and also a tuned definition of shade I can share with folks who really Don’t Get It:

Former CA Gov Schwartzenegger tweeted an article that reported the release of his tax returns. I don’t know how to link it here, but the entire tweet was simply a link…

It’s okay to call them what they are.

It’s pronounced not-see.

Rolling over like a good boy! Maybe he’ll get a belly rub and a squeaky toy!

She’s one of the few things I have to be proud of the city in which I currently reside. She’s a jewel!