OMG yes. And in college, we used to do sex toy parties all the time for birthdays. Like, thankyouverymuch but if I am in need of a vibrator, I’m in need of it right fucking now.

“Keep that p***y tight while I’m gone.”

I’m enjoying this more playful side of yours Anna. Where we goin’ this week for Grim Yelp Reviews.

“7. NBA. Somehow even more fucking endless.”

piss flaps. jeebus. lol

That is the most bestest Irish accent writing I’ve might’ve probably seen

I appreciate the writing in full drunk accent. Having lived in the Gaeltacht for several looong years, I loves me an Irish accent (or 30)

Is this her?

This is the best thing I’ve ever read.

That was a piece of pure dialect beauty.

I’m so happy

Excellent. This gave me the gooey flesh being it reads just like my grams spoke. Great story though. One that should be kept in the pocket for the grandkids no?

Oh man, this story was harder to interpret than James Joyce but SO worth it!

I never understood spouses who sit there while their SO treats people like this. If my wife ever treated someone with disrespect I'd throw down a tip and let her know I was leaving and if she wanted a ride home she'd better join me. I also know that if I were to ever be the jerk, that she'd do the exact same thing…

My MIL is still amazed that I speak English “just like her.” Bitch please. I speak, write and read English better than you, and I can do it in 3 other languages too.

“POC may be surprisingly articulate to you, but what’s your excuse?”

Oh my god, I JUST posted the “so well spoken thing”. I've heard relatives say that & I always feel ashamed.

It isn’t a compliment to tell a minority they’re much less (insert adjective with negative connotation or re-stating their ethnicity) than you expected. Example, when my wife met her freshman roommate in college (wife = Hispanic, randomly assigned roommate = white girl from Nebraska), and the first thing the girl said…

Totally. When we moved to NYC, we had to give away shelves worth of books simply because there is no space for it. I believe the contempt for e-readers is a class thing, with the physical book just being yet another thing to feel smug about. It used to be people who would claim that “only a proper hardcover, with the…