In all fairness, that 8% loan wasn’t his first choice, just that the payday lenders have him capped at $2k.

Since there’s a grand sharing of elder abuse/scamming, I thought I’d share a new scam I’d never heard of until they duped my mother with it. Someone called my mom claiming that a “formal complaint” had been filed against me, and that they were needing information to reach out to me to avoid “escalating the issue to…

Does anyone stand to poop, then sit to pee? That is MY question.

Charlie in his, “You’re heading over to where the treats are stored” anticipatory stance.

I’d love to think it’s a personal blow against Kiffin, but knowing how intense Saban is with his “process,” I almost wonder if this is at least partially about recruiting. He’ll have the biggest of games to point at for offensive recruits with regards to their new OC? I’m sure Saban is expecting to throttle…

West Loop for the work experience. Uptown for the home experience.

When I started out I was working in Chicago as a night editor at a production/post house. The building the company was situated in was an old 7 story (I think, forget the exact number) place that survived the Chicago mafia’s heyday. The place had exposed brick walls, the A/C was obviously added later as it was just…

Got to be ol’ Hatchet Dan Snider.

The real travesty is my work apparently only has “couples only” bathrooms now:

You know what’s worse than the long lines and bullshit seating policies and all that? Try being a really tall, really portly dude who has to take a shit on a plane. Happened this past Christmas, and I could not figure out a way to cram myself in that tiny airplane lavatory. Most uncomfortable flight ever. Thank god we…

Out of nowhere a couple of years ago, my parent-in-laws revealed to us that they were waaaaayyyyy behind on some loans and about to lose their house (which was paid off initially, but used as collateral to secure the loans). The $12,000 they needed wiped out our emergency fund (just as we’d managed to get it to a…

That’s the same expression I got when my prostate exam started.

How long until they find the body of whomever leaked all this?

I’ll bet $10 that whomever made it did not intend it to be a parody. That’s the type of shit Trump supporters eat up (sadly most of my family lives in the deep south). These bumble-fucker people are convinced they are at war to protect their “values” and “the American way” not only from foreign influence, but liberals…

I’m not seeing them there. Are they up yet?

But in all seriousness, working as a freelance TV preditor, it’s really rewarding on the random occasions (out in public, on the subway and whatnot) I happen to hear people chatting about a show of mine. Gives me a little inner smile to know my work entertained some strangers.

The paycheck.

Damn it :( An article can’t be published from San Francisco? Carrier pigeons not running from the west coast to the NYC offices? If only there was some means, perhaps electronic, to submit an article for publication on this website.

Heh, you didn’t read the last little bit at the end there. I was just dicking around with a potential plot for a b-movie.

That it wasn’t really just a lasting childhood nightmare, and I really had a twin brother who, at age 2, was ritualistically sacrificed to Satan to bring good fortune upon my small, dying, edge-of-the-swamp South Georgia Town. As such, I might also be convinced to believe that the suspicious decaying burlap sack full…