So do you think Candy is in on the lie, or genuinely believes a BS story her husband came home claiming had just happened. He totally seems like the type to just make shit like this up just to have the most interesting day to talk about over dinner.

I’m just concerned because his account is past due. Pay your damned bills!

Years ago, my girlfriend broke up with me a week and a half before my company’s party. Everyone from work had met her at the previous company party (wasn’t a large company, maybe 50 people), so I was nervous about showing up solo (I’d RSVP’d +1) and the whole evening turning into my repeatedly having to explain that…

Has anyone played the PC version on a computer that’s barely scraping the minimum requirements? Is it playable, or should I suck it up and buy an X Box one to play?

My wife and I are in the middle of a “who can lose the most weight by New Years” contest, and I was ahead. About a month and a half ago, however, I got a gig working with a pregnant show runner. We sit in this tiny little room together and, as pregnant women are wont to do, she has spent most of the time absolutely…

I’m sure you’re going to get a good amount of “drunks/homeless people shitting/pissing” stories, of which I have numerous myself, but I’ll leave those out since they’re fairly commonplace. So feces aside, I’d say the nastiest thing I’ve seen on the subway occurred a few years ago on the 6 line. It was Santacon and I…

I randomly worked a gig at a tiny place that randomly had a three stall unisex bathroom. That’s it. Anarchy! Men and women, pooping in the same room as each other, separated by only the thin wall of a stall.! Sexual assault ran rampant! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...the dead rising from the grave!…

I worked for free at the very beginning of my career, but I think my circumstances may have been slightly different than those of most confronted with the decision to perform free work or not. The backstory: I was an hourly tape operator at a large television production company that, since its inception, focused…

Our sinks separate the tubs from toilets here, so it’s at least 2 feet :). That said, my sister also finds it weird as hell that when one of us showers, the other stops in to chat.

My apologies in advance for the long backstory, but it is necessary to fully understand the horrible-ness of the situation. I live in a tiny apartment in New York with my wife and son, which, ever since our son has gotten the ability to walk and talk and whatnot already made sex a fairly covert affair (the window of…

At least this person still has the thumb...

My high school physics teacher had us watch Cannibal: The Musical three times (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt011581…). I loved the class, but don’t know shit about physics.

Was coming to say the same thing. I’d have gone just for the expensive shit they’d be serving at the reception.

My last four years worth of haircuts cost me about $25 total thanks to a set very similar to this one. Don’t even need the scissors or comb. Unlike Scott Walker, I know how to deal with the bald.

Yeah, I’ve been sent back to the greys as well :(

The REAL reason he missed the event is he was being abducted by illegal, rapist immigrants:

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I thought Dee’s just sold cereal. I don’t see a nut mix at all.

It works! A weak sauce beef has led to an entire article written about them! Long live the time honored tradition of starting some BS animosity with someone else to keep your name out there.

Turkish doner is good in a wrap as well.