At this point, I’m like, ‘fuck it, let them die if they want to.’

They can out via Gawker and rest assured their own identity will be kept secret for professional reasons! Win, win!

So does this mean we can start discriminating against Conservative Christians? I’d just need to join the Satanic Church or something, right? Also, aren’t these same assholes the ones with rage boners over the possibility of Sharia Law taking over? Wouldn’t this bill just pave the way for that? Yes, you and I both know…

Summary of study: “Some marriages last, others do not. Expect yours to last, unless it does not.”

“Henceforth, if you’re going to drunkenly beat the shit out of a woman, do it at a private residence that is not equipped with recording devices. We can make these issues go away as long as there isn’t video evidence. I suspect with this bar ban in effect, I’ll have to kick far fewer players off the team.”

This is obviously the easiest, and thus best, solution to the issue.

Maybe it’s just bad spray tan like this:

Those supporting the arena deal insist that this decision doesn’t belong in the hands of the public.

Oh yeah, I know they’re not cheaper. It’s all about smoke and mirror satisfaction to make me feel as if I’ve somehow emerged from the long work day and managed to treat my wife to a home cooked meal. That, and some of them we really love. The lime and cumin crusted skirt steak is pricey as hell, and way more expensive…

I’ve discovered those Freshdirect mostly done meals are handy during the week when you want to throw something together without much time/work while still feeling as if you’ve accomplished the act of home cooking. So what if the chicken was already marinated and the veggies already cut and ready for me to steam. I…

Perhaps it is petty of me, but my days start with joy as I relish the stream of Facebook bitching from my staunchly conservative christian racist South Georgia relatives. It helps that they all get up way earlier for work than I do, as there is, inevitably, a lovely string of batshit rants or shared meme’s (they love…

God, couldn’t imagine what their parents are going through.

Next year he will earn more than I will in my life. I’m not going to call that a bad deal at all. Perspective.

And you just know he refers to them as females. Not women.

Willy Wonka has a message for this person and all the other butthurt conservative bigots out there:

My reaction to those people:

Any chance of having this updated throughout the day as the more prominent asshats continue to speak out? Surely each and every one of the clowns hoping for the Republican presidential nomination will have some laughable comment, and I’d love to have them all in one tidy place. Pretty please, Anna?

Am I the only person left alive who thinks it is okay to come away from an event/experience with just memories and a sense of satisfaction for having enjoyed something?