I’m starting to suspect that this “Cat Louis” entity is not actually a legit feline. Where are the articles about best fancy feast flavors, coolest clothing fabrics to shred with one’s claws or which type of soil is easiest to bury one’s poo in?

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Since I used Colbert earlier, I’ll swap it up to show my excitement for the upcoming shit train that will be the Republican Primary.

Dumbass. Everyone knows he has to win a few games before be becomes immune to the law.

Hastily scrambled together “responses to the debate” from those left. It will be WONDERFUL!

I am sooooo excited for these Republican debates!

I’m not sure why it is so hard for some people to accept that they have shitty people in their family tree. It almost seems inevitable that if you trace back far enough, there’s a monster lurking. That doesn’t define you unless you let it, which, sadly, some people do. Ben Affleck’s attempting to hide his ancestor’s…

Totally, the first freakin’ sentence of her quote is “we learn that she has grown up black.” For something that means nothing to her, it makes sense to lead with that bit of information.

Ouch. Thank you for the explanation.

With our automatic tip-out policy (we had to give 5%), it ended up that I would have to pay about 60 dollars for the “honor” of serving them .

Book deals for everyone involved! Paid exclusive interviews! Someone say reality show? Lifetime movie? Seriously, though, the simplest answer is probably true: C.R.E.A.M. Dolla dolla bill, yall.

Years ago, when I was in Chicago, my sister-in-law and her boyfriend came to visit and proceeded to screw loudly in the bedroom above ours late into the night. It was annoying and my wife mentioned it to her, which caused a big fight.

Thatz not okay. If can’t provide your own private accommodations for fucking (hotel room, car, hastily constructed lean-to), then you shouldn’t be fucking*.

Why feed a hobo for a month when you can look like one for life?

So this will play out Life on the Fast Lane style, except the roles reversed, and desirable pharmacist instead of sexy french bowler?

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I’m not particularly proud of this, but when World of Warcraft came out I was fairly fresh out of college, single and living in a studio in Chicago. I didn’t have cash to buy it on the initial release date, so I recall having to wait a week and a half for pay day. My paycheck was electronically deposited, meaning it…

Exactly what I came here to write. This “beef” keeps their names in the tabloids.

That whole thing just made me really sad :(

Even if they did, those shows don’t make themselves. In this case, it’s estimated that maybe 10% of the budget went to the Duggars, with the rest going to the people/companies involved in actually creating the episode. Even if they could force the Duggars to return their cut, no way they’d get it from everyone else.

Interesting. I hereby withdraw the snark intended in my final two sentences.