“Hey guys I just went to one of this dick sucking holes, it was awesome!”

I was relieved to learn the headline was discussing two completely separate topics.

It is understandable to wonder “who cares?” at this point, as the NCAA obviously isn’t going to order a replay of the final three minutes of the game or anything like that.

If only she were an elected official and could actually impact some legislation that would fix this problem...

Police arrested P.J. Williams today and charged the former Florida State cornerback with one count of driving under the influence.

“Sure, I appreciate it, Dad. Giving me a football with my own autograph on it just seems a little odd.”

As someone who has lost three close family members to cancer (use sunscreen and don’t smoke, kids), I think she should be forced to work in a cancer ward to see just what exactly she was trying to emulate and what the friends and family of the patient goes through when they think their loved one has terminal cancer.…

Yeah, but if you play it backwards, it's an auctioneer selling priceless Satanic heirlooms.

Is she having a stroke?

That's brilliant, Tony! Just think of how much pain and discomfort moms to be could rid themselves of, not to mention having to buy all new clothes because of their giant bellies. Get pregnant, have an abortion, then reverse on your due date.

What? What does that even mean? Is that like if a woman seeks an abortion, then a doctor can step in and make them stay pregnant? Can anyone explain how any of this works because it sounds utterly ludicrous.

Good news everyone death is also reversible!! YAAAYYYY can I have my Pop-Pop back now.

As someone who grew up in a very liberal environment, it's not just Republicans. Plenty of Democrats who get upset about rape culture shrug off prison rape as justified, or worse, a punchline.

On the other hand, Trent Richardson shitting his pants every week didn't help his career one bit.

it's a standard strategy, u gotta have a backup for your starter during his bye week or else pick up josh mccown

"It IS real..."

The Dude abides.

They should have let him wear it and had his seatmate wear this

UVA alum here (clearly). Most UVA people suck. The truth is the truth. Though, most people suck. Such is life.

We public-records searched the dude, and he graduated in 2008. Keep hanging on to that collegiate glory (and university email account), guy!