Have kids.

When my brother got re-engaged, his ex-wife flipped the fuck out enough to land in jail. Knowing enough about him (since they were married) she managed to get through the lost password test questions for his bank account and emails (this was 2004, when if you knew someone’s birthday, high school mascot, mother’s…

Be showed up at work one day and demanded I end it because “he didn’t have a fair shot at making me happy and he wanted to try again” I had security remove him from my building, luckly it was my last day at that job.

Ugh. I’m sorry you went through that :(

Narcissist that he is and has always been, he wrote back something along the lines of “Congratulations on your engagement, my girlfriend and I aren’t engaged yet but people keep asking us when we’re going to get engaged, it’s so annoying, we’re really committed to each other blahblahblah.”

Good point! I was mostly looking at the numbers.

Although I find it shocking that only 36% of 18-29 year olds have smoked it.

I see what you’re talking about, but I automatically interpreted those percentages to be percent of Americans within the specific age demographic, which makes sense.

Oh happy day!

For some reason the thought of the story from Christian Grey’s perspective has me thinking of this:

Those ads are shot like a shitty porn. At the end of it, it says “Body Blended Whisky,” so I’m wondering if that literally just means that one of the porn ladies has physically touched and shaken up the bottle of booze? Or do they bath in it or something before bottling it? It does say “the thought of the same whisky…

Because each bottle is 12 years old

Many of us chipped in some cash to buy him a hooker to give him a BJ in the back of a van for a birthday gift.

World condemnation of the Holocaust, and the heroic actions of the people who fought against it were actually a reaffirmation of faith in humanity. But with regards to you. You know, trolls be trollin’.

I agree. The cynical part of me, though, worries they’re (Republicans) doing this to have something to point toward as they continue to attack women’s rights on other issues in election season. I mean, technically this should already be a crime, it just isn’t being pursued or people charged. Afterall, you’ll be…

Niki Minaj spreads like syphilis whereas Ariana can’t delete your picture from her mind?

Those replies...I feel like every day I lose a little more faith in humanity. Although I suppose the news itself restores a little faith. Regardless, the fact that people are shitty enough that such a request needed to be made to the DOJ takes some faith away. The fact that somehow a Republican controlled house backs…

This actually sounds like a good way to weed the assholes out of your life. Someone blows up because they see you saw the text but took a while to reply? Fuck ‘em. I don’t have the need to associate with those folks.