Hehe. Thank you for that photo.

How would, say, a funeral proposal rank vs this? I have not experienced one (has anyone?), but lets say, just after saying some final words for Grandpa, little Billy says he has something special he wants everyone to share with him and pops the question right next to the ol’ open casket? Also, considering that America…

Decidedly not worse than wedding proposals.

Ah ha! Clicking through to the link always provides good additional info. When I read “her child’s elementary school teacher,” I assumed it was the kid’s current teacher.

KENS 5 reports that a parent discovered the Pinterest page of her child’s elementary school teacher after doing a “quick search online.”

I hope the next article I see on Josh Duggar can be summed up with this:

Wow. It feels strange and wonderful to read about a government trying to help its constituents. A rare feel good story in the news. Now lets just hope the state senate doesn’t fuck it up.

How should I be reading #7tormscoming? Seven torms coming? What does that mean? I understand that his number is 7 and all that, I just don’t get how replacing the “s” in storms with a 7 actually makes something coherent.

If you’re going for a statement item, wouldn’t it be better to somehow manipulate how the tampon absorbs so that once used, it soaks to form her desired message of “pussy power” or something?

My wife’s family is always going on about how we need to move to Austin because it’s a bustling city, great music and food scene, family friendly and all that (they’re from around there), and articles like this serve prove my counter-point, “But then we’d have to live in fucking Texas,” to be irrefutable.

My first impulse was to revel in the delicious irony of all this, then I remembered a pre-teen was raped (at least I assume. Not sure what penetration could entail without being rape, but then I don’t want to spend time brainstorming it) and a 16 year old had to watch this pervert masturbating. That said, thanks for…

Sadly that bad taste in your mouth is evidence Josh Duggar paid you a nocturnal visit.

Thanks! This feels like when I first got to sit at the grown up table at Thanksgiving, and with the bonus of this having 96% less redneck to put up with!

I’d comment, but I seem relegated to languish forever in the grays, out of sight, out of mind, just like, thankfully, the Duggars.

One from when I was in college. I discovered through a friend that in South Georgia, you can find magic mushrooms growing out of cow shit...they’d be the ones with little purple skirts. With my grandfather conveniently owning about 100 acres of cow pastures, every time I’d come home, I’d have a blast with an…

Why, the film asks, did we give up on that kind of can-do, sleeve-up-rolling optimism? Why are we instead fixated on apocalypses and dystopias? What’s wrong with us?

When I went on my first date with my (now) wife, we had sushi. She watched in horror as I fumbled with my chopsticks to layer a little wasabi, followed by a strip of ginger onto each piece before eating it. I had always assumed the ginger was supposed to be an optional condiment to put on the pieces of sushi (like…

June says she may sue TLC for “blatantly unfair and inconsistent treatment.”

This is an old one, but I used to play Asheron’s Call. There was a brief update where they introduced a rare creature called a Hoary Mattekar, which, when killed dropped a hide you could turn in to get this really great robe of armor (great protections, covered most of your body and whatnot). Well the creature was…

I realize this article is a few months old, but I thought I’d share a little “oops” moment that actually turned out fairly well. I was maybe a year out of college and single. At work we’d IM each other (these were the dying days of AOL IM), and I’d also IM my friends and whatnot. One particular day, I had maybe 5 or 6…