“a consistent and stalwart advocate for the pre-born,”

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Yep. Saw the video, came down here to make the same comment you did, then closed the tab. No video wanted.

My apologies. I totally missed your joke, and you are absolutely correct about the high income NYC moms (and the armies of nannies they hire to execute the schedules they’ve developed for their children).

I think you’re missing the point. Stability implies necessities such as access to food, a place to live, a reliable parent to take care of them. Big difference between the “structure” you’re describing and “stability.” Of course, yeah, the impoverished, neglected child no doubt still loves their parent. Hell, even…

while the other quickly retired.

Nah. For the rest of us, it’s sort of like a museum or free attraction. Tons of people go through there. Hell, I even bought my son a cool $20 plush snake there, but it seems for the most part they were essentially running a free toy exhibit.

This happened near Union Square in NYC. My wife had an eye appointment to get new glasses, and my son and I came along. My son was maybe 2 and a half at the time, and while we were waiting for her to be seen, he started getting antsy, so I picked him up and went outside to walk down the street carrying him (this would…

But she was SOOOOOO close to a Darwin Award!

For these people, it’s not about getting really great pictures, it’s about being able to say you spent 10 grand on the photographer.

If getting married and starting a family feels like some sort of consolation prize instead of a big, happy upgrade in life, maybe you’re marrying the wrong person.

So have those gigantic guilds posting videos of their boss defeats been banned? Every single one I’ve seen involves some sort automation of action, which the second tweet above points out is a violation of the TOS. Could most of the bosses even be beat using a completely unaltered WoW UI?

There’s nothing more beautiful and wonderful than a truly happy person. Everything else is irrelevant.

Woohoo! I’m a trendsetter! I’ve been rocking the dad-bod since freakin’ middle school! Oh no, does this make me a hipster? Like, “Whatever, I’ve been out of shape since before it was cool.”

I think someone should be fired. I mean, you’ve got someone offering proof that you were falsely charging someone and instead of spending the minute and a half it would take to clear the person, you just say, “Nah, I’m right?” That type of person should not have the authority to put anyone in handcuffs.

So this is all it takes to get justice in America these days. (The random act of luck that someone records your false arrest) + (that person not being too apathetic to point out their proof of your false arrest) + (viral news story following up until the police cannot blatantly ignore their mistake) = justice. Yay!

Not really “craziest thing I’ve done for a game,” but craziest experience I’ve had involving a game was way back when I used to play Asheron’s Call. I went off to college (2000) and discovered I didn’t have time to play anymore. Figured being a broke student, I’d sell my account on ebay hoping to get a couple of…

I’m shocked there isn’t a crowd-sourced fundraiser going for her already. Or does that only happen after she’s disciplined? But that discipline would only happen north of the Mason Dixon, right? Blast, I’ve gone full circle and now know why there is no fundraiser going for her.

We all know what she really meant when she said “devil”

Did the Patriots not fully cooperate? I ask this as a serious question, not snark, as I thought they handed over all employee phones and everything they were asked for. They couldn’t force Brady to give up his personal records, so I’m unsure what more they could have done.