I don’t know. Considering the shitty sketches they’ve been putting out for the past few years, I’d be shocked to learn that they haven’t been looking around for ideas to steal for a laugh.

Once again, the police response is to immediately begin covering their asses instead of attempting to remedy the situation.

Our magic window is right around 5pm, assuming I’m able to leave early from work to make it. Why? Because our son is in an after-school program until 6pm, which means it’s practically the only window when we’re guaranteed not to have a little 5 year old pounding on our bedroom door. Otherwise around 10:30pm or so was…

If this video is correct, I assume he means he grasps the booty in this claws and, with quick, precise bites, proceeds to eat said booty.

Well it’s not like they’re only running anti-manspreading ads. There are ones specifically mentioning things like backpacks, hygiene and grooming, music, leaning on poles and all that stuff. So I think the campaign IS an attempt to improve etiquette as a whole.

As a big person myself (ok, I’ll say it, fairly fat), there are certain self imposed rules that non-jerk fat people follow. The biggest (heh) is to not wedge myself into a seat between people if there clearly isn’t room to do so without being all up on other riders. I feel doing so would be equivalent to manspreading.…

Then for the counterpoint, you get the ESPN Patriot’s reporter Mike Reiss who looks at the report and is all, “Nah. Nothing to see here.”

I’d be curious as to the age demographics of current subscribers. When WoW first came out, I was fresh out of college and all over it not only because it offered a great experience, but because I grew up on the Warcraft franchise. I believe Orcs vs. Humans was the first game I purchased with my own money. I suspect a…

So was this made by the high school AV club or something? That is the best production value an NBA team can afford?

And of course this news was met by the stock going up 10% in after-hours trading.

I was all about the dealer until he called the dude a “retard.”

G.I. Joes and Ninja Turtles. (Are those still popular??)

I’m just tired of every fucking thing that happens having “gate” slapped at the end of it.

Ooh, thanks for this link!

Good thing they got in touch with the police. Seeing as he was about to force her to consume Pizza Hut, it’s obvious he was escalating things from “hostage situation” to outright torture.

I hope she gets a ton of money from this asshole. Of course, I’m also worried he’d be unstable enough to be the type to have her killed or something.

Channeled her inner Ru Paul. Nice.

No, silly, she’s there for the photo he planned next where he’d be raping her.

When I am at home alone and making pizza what I like to do is break it into frozen chunks, put it into a bowl and then microwave it until it is edible.

Nailed it for my 5 year old son!