Sadly that bad taste in your mouth is evidence Josh Duggar paid you a nocturnal visit.

Thanks! This feels like when I first got to sit at the grown up table at Thanksgiving, and with the bonus of this having 96% less redneck to put up with!

I’d comment, but I seem relegated to languish forever in the grays, out of sight, out of mind, just like, thankfully, the Duggars.

One from when I was in college. I discovered through a friend that in South Georgia, you can find magic mushrooms growing out of cow shit...they’d be the ones with little purple skirts. With my grandfather conveniently owning about 100 acres of cow pastures, every time I’d come home, I’d have a blast with an…

When I went on my first date with my (now) wife, we had sushi. She watched in horror as I fumbled with my chopsticks to layer a little wasabi, followed by a strip of ginger onto each piece before eating it. I had always assumed the ginger was supposed to be an optional condiment to put on the pieces of sushi (like…

June says she may sue TLC for “blatantly unfair and inconsistent treatment.”

This is an old one, but I used to play Asheron’s Call. There was a brief update where they introduced a rare creature called a Hoary Mattekar, which, when killed dropped a hide you could turn in to get this really great robe of armor (great protections, covered most of your body and whatnot). Well the creature was…

“a consistent and stalwart advocate for the pre-born,”

Statement necklaces class up any ensemble. It even works for dudes!

My apologies. I totally missed your joke, and you are absolutely correct about the high income NYC moms (and the armies of nannies they hire to execute the schedules they’ve developed for their children).

I think you’re missing the point. Stability implies necessities such as access to food, a place to live, a reliable parent to take care of them. Big difference between the “structure” you’re describing and “stability.” Of course, yeah, the impoverished, neglected child no doubt still loves their parent. Hell, even…

while the other quickly retired.

Nah. For the rest of us, it’s sort of like a museum or free attraction. Tons of people go through there. Hell, I even bought my son a cool $20 plush snake there, but it seems for the most part they were essentially running a free toy exhibit.

This happened near Union Square in NYC. My wife had an eye appointment to get new glasses, and my son and I came along. My son was maybe 2 and a half at the time, and while we were waiting for her to be seen, he started getting antsy, so I picked him up and went outside to walk down the street carrying him (this would…

But she was SOOOOOO close to a Darwin Award!

For these people, it’s not about getting really great pictures, it’s about being able to say you spent 10 grand on the photographer.

If getting married and starting a family feels like some sort of consolation prize instead of a big, happy upgrade in life, maybe you’re marrying the wrong person.

So have those gigantic guilds posting videos of their boss defeats been banned? Every single one I’ve seen involves some sort automation of action, which the second tweet above points out is a violation of the TOS. Could most of the bosses even be beat using a completely unaltered WoW UI?

There’s nothing more beautiful and wonderful than a truly happy person. Everything else is irrelevant.

Woohoo! I’m a trendsetter! I’ve been rocking the dad-bod since freakin’ middle school! Oh no, does this make me a hipster? Like, “Whatever, I’ve been out of shape since before it was cool.”