My mantra of calling bullshit on every “miraculous” story that pops up on the internet has proven correct again! I’m batting a cool 100%!

Bring on the GOP debates.

We recently discovered that, for us at least, buying was a much better option. I’m currently paying $2705/month in rent (just got our renewal letter from the leasing company wanting to jack it up to $2,814 if we stay), but we’re in the process of buying a unit in a co-op two blocks from our rental, nearly identical…

It would make my day if that stone was set in sterling silver or something like that.

I wish the internet could have collaborated to convince her to get that script tattoo’d onto her arm or something before revealing what it really means.

When I was in college, my dorm had a little mini-takeout pizza restaurant called Spanky’s that operated later in the evenings/late-night a few days of the week. You could get a cheap pizza for like $4 (handed to you on a round bit of cardboard. No boxes or anything like that) or pepperoni bread sticks for a dollar.…

Then this is about protecting the visitors! What sort of creepy fetishes are they attempting to hide away in those little penguin sex hovels? What are these penguins doing that is so disturbing that the viewing public must be protected from?

I think this should just be the standard headline for all cop related stories.

Mashable reports that the local police have no clue who destroyed the memorial.

Ahh. That probably makes more sense.

It’s like a math question. How many times did he shoot 12 or 13 free throws? The answer would be 5, correct?

I’m shocked at the cheap-ass bath bombs. Is she on some sort of budget? She needs to get her ass over to Lush.

Pascale Boistard, Secretary of State for Women’s Rights, told the newspaper 20 Minutes that while the subway can be “a pick-up spot,

“Well, I think anyone can see that the ecosystem just can’t support them at their current population. I mean, look at the steady depletion of their natural environment and the rising overpopulation. If we don’t thin out their numbers and aid with population control, we’ll soon find the entire planet unlivable.”…

Thanks for the info!

Interesting. Thanks!

I love the Hugo Simpson tag.

ENTITLED WHITE WOMAN HAS HISTORY OF ACTING LIKE ENTITLED WHITE WOMAN.

So if someone is an Ebola survivor, are they then immune to it? Serious question, as I’m curious about why he didn’t re-infect himself as he, too, would have had contact with the tainted semen (even if mostly while it passes through the urethra).

“In these parts we use our Bibles for hatin’! Ya hear? You better utter a homophobic remark at that homeless man you gave a sandwich reeeeeeeeal soon or I’m gonna have to take you in, ma’am. Texas ain’t no place for yer compassion. ” —Texas cop