Then this is about protecting the visitors! What sort of creepy fetishes are they attempting to hide away in those little penguin sex hovels? What are these penguins doing that is so disturbing that the viewing public must be protected from?

I think this should just be the standard headline for all cop related stories.

Mashable reports that the local police have no clue who destroyed the memorial.

Ahh. That probably makes more sense.

It’s like a math question. How many times did he shoot 12 or 13 free throws? The answer would be 5, correct?

I’m shocked at the cheap-ass bath bombs. Is she on some sort of budget? She needs to get her ass over to Lush.

Pascale Boistard, Secretary of State for Women’s Rights, told the newspaper 20 Minutes that while the subway can be “a pick-up spot,

“Well, I think anyone can see that the ecosystem just can’t support them at their current population. I mean, look at the steady depletion of their natural environment and the rising overpopulation. If we don’t thin out their numbers and aid with population control, we’ll soon find the entire planet unlivable.”…

Thanks for the info!

Interesting. Thanks!

I love the Hugo Simpson tag.

ENTITLED WHITE WOMAN HAS HISTORY OF ACTING LIKE ENTITLED WHITE WOMAN.

So if someone is an Ebola survivor, are they then immune to it? Serious question, as I’m curious about why he didn’t re-infect himself as he, too, would have had contact with the tainted semen (even if mostly while it passes through the urethra).

“In these parts we use our Bibles for hatin’! Ya hear? You better utter a homophobic remark at that homeless man you gave a sandwich reeeeeeeeal soon or I’m gonna have to take you in, ma’am. Texas ain’t no place for yer compassion. ” —Texas cop

Instead of being big ‘ol dicks, they could let their family send whatever they want and donate unused old toys and books to charity to make room for the new stuff. Our son has a few of his “must keep” toys he wouldn’t dream of getting rid of, but otherwise he doesn’t mind, since the old stuff that he wasn’t using is…

How does one make grillz? Do you need to be a blacksmith or do they sell DIY molds into which you pour your own melted metals? Is blacksmithing taught in Florida schools? How would you make sure it actually fit onto your teeth, or would this homemade grill be more akin to a golden, one-size-fit-all mouthpiece? I feel…

It has to be ugly enough to stand out, otherwise how do you get to revel in the status that comes with owning one? Right? Like when douchebags buy those gigantic, ugly watches specifically because they’re so ugly that they’re recognizable as a $10k watch?

You can’t blame him. As a conservative Republican he assumed that, with her being a woman, she was just making up that whole “job” thing.

I’m just glad the first post I read this morning wasn’t some sort of horrible event as is often the case. It’s gonna be a good day, people!

If I could get a six+ figure book deal, I’d pretend to forget everything about my life except what I needed to survive (motor skills, PIN, math) for a few weeks....”I’m married? What? Well whomever you are, I’m gonna withdraw fifty bucks because I want some pollo de braso.”