If you don't want to be pregnant for the full 9 months, just abort your baby early on, then reverse it closer to the due date. So much easier! Babies and abortions for everyone!

Wait, won't this increase abortions? Like if someone is on the fence, and they are told the abortion is reversible, wouldn't they be more likely than before to think, "Well, if I can change my mind later and get the baby back, why the hell not?" I know that isn't the point of the article, but even with their made up…

She looks so devoid of soul lately. Has the devil already taken his due?

It has kung-fu action grip! Seriously, why didn't they also add in a giant hand pushing a button on his back?

It's got people talking about CNN, and these days companies do and say anything to go viral. I'm sure whomever came up with this abomination is getting a good pat on the back.

The problem is that these assholes view prison rape as part of the punishment. Growing up in a really Republican (and, not surprisingly, really conservative Christian area), the consensus among many people was that people in prison deserved to be raped, as if being incarcerated wasn't deterrent or punishment enough. …

The only sad thing about today's release is that when I initially contributed to the Kickstarter campaign, I had waaaaayyyyy more time on my hands to play it. I'm still working through my last kickstarter game (Wasteland 2), but it's so nice to have such an amazing looking game waiting for me :)

I tried some Powerade Zero drops. They're fairly cheap, and if you dig the taste of Gatorade and all that, these will accomplish that without the calories.

I wish someone would ask him why the scores Credit Karma give me differ so drastically than those my mortgage broker gave me. Supposedly from the same reporting companies, yet my wife and I had scores varying by as much as 120 points in Credit Karma vs the report given to me by the broker after he ran my credit…

Cleft palate. It's so hot right now.

Unrelated to everything except the shirt, my five year old saw a dude wearing a shirt with "fuck that" on it, and of course my son decided to read it aloud. And of course to a 5 year old, the word "fuck" is funny to say, so I'm sitting on the train with a 5 year old keeled over in laughter saying/laughingly screaming…

Fuck Peterson. I hope he holds out. I hope the Vikings hold steady as well. I hope his career ends without playing another down because neither side blinks.

She agreed to perform a sex act for $100, after which detectives moved in to arrest the two women.

I agree, most folks suck. 90% of my college alumni suck.

Nice job using his real name and essentially saying "I'm gonna frame you and everyone you know using this gigantic trove of child porn in my possession. LOL!"

So isn't he implying he has access to all sorts of child porn since he's implying it will suddenly show up on all your devices thanks to his l33t hax0rz sk1llz?

We had the "just sort of decided" proposal as well, but I actually remember when it happened. We'd been living together for a few months, my wife (well, at the time she was my girlfriend) was taking a shower and I was taking a dump (not in the shower, wanted to clarify that :). We were chatting about whether we…

I cannot stand it when people as my wife and I when we're planning a second child. I'm thinking to myself, "The first one is finally old enough so we can actually do shit, now you want me to repeat that already?"

I typically make my bone broth in the shower.

He's got an inny!