Just tried this one out. I like it! Very cool, thanks!

I can attest that who you know makes a huge deal in TV post production. I got my first gig thanks to an alum from my college, and every single gig since can be traced back to that first one and people I met with it. And I'm a freelancer, so there is a good bit of moving. There was one point that I interviewed for a…

A few people at my work today couldn't stop themselves from doing so. With these upsets, I'd guess not a lot is getting done here.

Will the jury announce the verdict by slowly taking a card out of a manila envelope announcing, "Jill, the results are in, and YOU ARE the killer!" For a not guilty verdict, would Jill then turn around and obnoxiously taunt the courtroom audience (do you call people watching a trial the audience?)?

Our first place in NYC had paper thin walls (along with other issues). When we started apartment hunting for the next place, one of the first things my wife and I would do when we viewed a unit was bang on the walls to get a feel for it they were thin or substantial. We had to pass on one really nice looking unit…

I'll be honest, I think he's telling the truth when he says all Greek organisations do that type of stuff. I'd bet that's 100% true.

The bot is all like, "Whoa hell yeah! All three holes are open for business!"

To this day, I still get sad little chills whenever I listen to Nirvana. Especially the unplugged album.

I'm still waiting for the "thumb up a stranger's ass for prostate cancer awareness" trend to start. Maybe if that becomes a viral trend, that dude I met on the subway the other day will drop the charges...

But all my work meetings involve sex...

Instead of writing the FCC, these people should rushing to the nearest proctologist to see about getting that stick out of their ass.

If he's quitting to be with his family, I'm all for that. In fact, it has been a refreshing off-season seeing players put their health and families above the game. On a side note, 7 kids! Good god.

Mine was, but not necessarily for the education. I work in a field where it can be tough to catch a break and get your first solid gig (post-production, where to get a job, you need credits because post-supervisors don't want to risk someone new blowing up their budget/schedule). The standard grind seems to be to…

Perfect!

Self important and stupid? Why isn't he the 2016 Republican Presidential candidate yet? Someone get the RNC on this!

So if the Eagles trade Bradford for the Browns' pick, then package their first with the newly acquired first to move up and select Mariota, would they still get the conditional 3rd round pick since Bradford wouldn't be playing for them? That would make the cost of Mariota their 2015 first, 2015 fourth, 2016 second &…

Hey, bears are people too, just like twinks.

Who the hell is Eva? Is he really putting some chick he wants to bang on a random to-do list? (Yay! A "to do" list). "Hmm, what do I need to do today? Book my flight, study some film, fuck Eva, make my Hummer payment..." Of course, considering he murdered a dude, this might have much scarier implications.

#2 <—-But if he dumps her, she'll just have her buddy cop there arrest him again. And this time the exact same behavior will somehow be "resisting arrest."

I'd love to see him end his career kicking ass with a great QB. Maybe top it all off with a Super Bowl. He's always struck me as a classy player.