Why the fuck is Marshawn at CPAC? Jokes aside, I actually really wish he would have gone to CPAC, just to watch Sarah Palin fear cream herself.

But..but (sarcasm coming) high school athletics are about wish fulfillment of parents, not developing our youth into good people.

And I watched this while pooping! Yay bodily functions.

In all fairness, dogs have done more for Florida, and the world, really, than God ever did.

Crappy policy, but if you don't like it, vote with your dollars. This blog post won't accomplish shit, but if folks refused to purchase it without an adaptor included, Nintendo wouldn't try to pull this type of move. They could not care less about a blog bitching about their practices if, upon completing said blog,…

Says a little something about priorities for these players. I don't care how pumped up I am, if I'm trampling a human being, something's got to change. But "U kno, whatevs, gotz game 2 play."