Apartheid state does apartheid.

Fuck this shit.

If I was his son, don’t think I wouldn’t hand-make a “Happy Fodder’s Day” card next June. 

Shot Wad Facializes Black And White.

My understanding is that he's well regarded as a position coach/coordinator. He'll probably always be able to get a well paying job, thankfully. It's fun to joke about his background but I'd rather have a league full of Tomsulae than dipshit sons of 1980s NFL coaches.

Or Michael Rapaport.

Loud pipes save lives is bullshit. The reality is loud pipes make you an asshole. You’re an asshole to quiet neighborhoods, to quiet country living, to others in traffic, loud pipes simply make you an asshole, it won’t save your life, or others.

Talking about suspensions and punishments and cutting players does serve one purpose. It stops all the more uncomfortable conversations from happening.

hurt, suspended, or in Cleveland

Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun, their shenanigans are cruel and tragic. 

Hey man, when we can’t dunk on Cricket stans, the imperialists have won.

Enjoy the games, everyone.

its filled with bad, bad men.

Baltic don’t lie!

This does indeed suck for Lithuania, but good on FIBA for holding the officials accountable.

The proper term isn’t downvotes, it’s “surprise disagreements.”

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

“which is several motherfucking astronomical units away”

You’re right. They shouldn’t take any kind of stand until there’s a gun at their head.

I’m gonna get exposed to a flyover tonight and be asked to stand for the National Anthem even though I’m just there to watch a football game.