Sucker punch and then the hop back/runaway. What a bitch move.

The most classic rock is igneous.

Outrageous Omission:

In the Free Speech corner: Kenny Smith. In the Be Nice To China corner: Ernie Johnson and Charles Barkley. In a third corner: Shaq.

Rosebud is a sled.

Draymond Green’s a dick-and-balls-kicking asshole but he’s also right a lot of the time. For every can’t miss prospect like LeBron or KD or Zion, there’s a dozen guys every year who have the potential to have long, productive careers in the NBA and never get it because they don’t land in a situation that’ll help them…

Human garbage?!  You must not have watched the video or read the summary.  That dude seems delightful.

I was going to say if Jimmy Fallon was still there then every table read would take double the time because of his interrupting laughter but he had left in 2009.

I still think some of Zach’s best stuff is in ‘Comedians of Comedy’. Hands down one of my favorite documentaries ever. Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Maria Bamford, and Zach Galifianakis (and later Eugene Mirman) driving around the country playing shitty little rock clubs. It’s really great, and everyone in it is…

I think this defense is broadly right—but it still amounts to LeBron saying that the sensitivities of one of the world’s most brutal and repressive regimes should set boundaries on what people in the NBA say in public. Which is fuckin’ gross!

A good time to remember that Colin Kaepernick gave up his job and all the considerable perks that come with it to stand up against injustice, while LeBron James, whose legacy and bank account are both more secure, is unwilling to risk even a small fraction of future earnings to speak on one of the few world issues…

I understand the players are caught between a rock and a hard place. But this has to be one of the most craven capitulations to money I have ever seen by a major athlete. Should have kept quiet. His rationale is bullshit.

This is just fucking gross. Thats really all I can say about it.

Does that car contain shortbread cookies?

Black provides the best visibility for shipping guards. Just sayin.

So, what you’re getting at is,

Bulgaria is anal country.

Fun fact: the English verb “bugger,” which means “to have anal sex,” derives from “Bulgar.” A heretical medieval sect named the Cathars called on its members to eschew having children, but did not proscribe sex; this meant lots of anal. The Cathars were most prominent in the borderlands between Hungary and the…

I will die upon the Hill of Dude. I am a man who came of age in the 80's when Dudes were Dudes and Bro’s had not yet harshed our Dudeness. A Dude is a man of relaxed character and mellow disposition, The Dude was called so for a reason.

Be happy.  Zeno would have just kept drawing penalties from the defense forever anyway.