“Sure honey, I’ll sell that car I’ve had since high school to make room for your new family carrier in the garage. Let me just take some pictures and post the ad to the internet.”

Jesus, Joan. This is both the most beautiful and most heartbreaking thing I’ve read in a long time.

Best. Analogy. Ever.

I love that song. It’s like if Axe body spray were music.

nü-metal

Thes are the guys who weren’t as famous as Staind.

Who?

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Arnheim’s quest is a noble one and I salute his efforts. That said, you’re 100% right. 

Honestly, I think providing an explanation might go a long way toward shutting up some of the, “I don’t understand what the problem is” people.

I’m a big fan of Rogerian theory in argumentative practice—the core idea being that we all agree, at some point along a line of ideas, that a given thing is important. It’s how…

My nearly 50 YO self is saying “you should have stood up for yourself and not married him if you were not ready, mother be damned”.

Yeah, she should have gone after one of those million other interesting, well-paid, long-term roles for middle-aged women who weren't stars when they were younger.

Yeah, let’s blame the hardest working actor on a show for the show’s problems.  Do you pop over to deadspin and bitch about Lebron playing for the Cavs?

Jamie Lee Curtis and Melissa McBride both rock that short, spiky haircut look. And someone needs to cast them in the same project; they could easily pass for sisters, but seeing them together in any context would be awesome.

“whichever horse gives that braying ass“

Any Dems not voting better have a filled out permission slip signed by 5 witnesses or some shit.

Duh, it’s a Toxic Water Summit. Flint already has toxic water, so they don’t need to attend. This was clearly more of a how-to event.

Bright? It’s one of the most hideously monotone and pallid movies I’ve ever seen. It makes Zach Snyder flicks look like Guardians of the Galaxy.

They are bad at their jobs because they never should’ve had them in the first place. The were unqualified for the jobs. They don’t have the skillset to manage said jobs. They should’ve gave the job to a black women. We are magic.

The only way this could get better is if by some cosmic twist one of those republican forced burial anti-abortion laws allowed the fetal remains to exhumed and DNA tested and proved categorically Trump was the father.