The issue I have with my main work laptop is that it connects to WiFi, but it tells me I have no web access. I can hook up a wire, and if I flush DNS, I have web access. I think I’m facing a rebuild if I can’t figure out a work around to make my laptop act like a laptop.

Y’all have been pushing the sex toys and lube pretty hard, the past few months....

Y’all have been pushing the sex toys and lube pretty hard, the past few months....

Or, just roll your own music service and don’t worry about monthly charges, the service suddenly removing/losing a song, etc.

I haven’t tried YouTube music’s radio function, but Spotify’s is ass. I have Pandora premium, and the radio algorithm is way better than Spotify.

While the jacket is hideous, I think this is the only reasonable take. If you factor in Jordan’s famous lack of fashion sense, there’s just no way he could have figured out how ugly they were on his own.

While the jacket is hideous, I think this is the only reasonable take. If you factor in Jordan’s famous lack of…

They will get that order after they are identified as very likely to be infected, so they will get to spread that to their spouse to get a ride to get the RV, or to a neighbor to give them a ride, and then they will get a chance to infect whoever operates the storage facility and then the guard who gets to fill out…

I have nothing to add other than you are a goddamn wordsmith.

Once they are under a quarantine order, they _CAN’T_ go out and retrieve the goddamn trailer - catch-22 much?

I think it was reasonable for the HOA to post a notice originally, but their response is a little... ignorant.

If you have an “immediate need” it’s already too late to go get the RV and do all the little crap that needs to get done for it to be livable for an extended period of time. 

But like, will you be able to go get, prep an setup the RV in your driveway WHEN you are under a quarantine order? This is the concept behind preparing, doing the hard work BEFORE the problem.

Everytime I see Jared’s face I want to punch it. I am 58 years old, 5'3" and 150 lbs, 23% bodyfat. Plus I wear glasses. But I know I could fuck. him. up. I see his wormy lips and that Botoxed forehead and I know it would take one crack of my bony knuckles and he would crumble like the crystal dildo he is.

It is for Israel.

He also had the audacity to say the federal stockpile is not for the states? Who the fuck is it for then? The parts of America that aren’t states like Puerto Rico and Guam (haha like Trump would ever help Puerto Rico).

Have you been asleep for the last 2 months?

I’ve run out of patience with these idiots. We’ve known since February this was coming, we’ve known it spreads without symptoms, we’ve known our health care system was at grave risk, and here we are, completely fucked because of ignorance and a political philosophy driven by a fervent distrust of anyone who actually un…

Have you been asleep for the last 2 months?

She’s not infected and they have no immediate need for it.

It’s a fucking pandemic. I think these count as extenuating fucking circumstances.

I have my issues with Pelosi, but I greatly appreciate her skill at weaving an extra “Fuck you” into this bill.