Isn’t this the workout RBG does?

Not Blue Oyster Cult's? And I'm too lazy to look up how to add non-English punctuation. And besides, BOC added it later.

Scientology IS mental health care. Trust me, I'm a doct-, uh, science fiction writer!

You lost me at “mimosa optional”

Sentences with “Spinal Tap” and “classy” in them always take me by surprise...

Playlist please!

That. Is. Perfect.

Any post including UraniumOne is trolling.

The VOICE “on-hold” muzak better be this:

Hey, they got a free ride! My ancestors had to PAY to get to North America!

It’s not our fault we do that!

We white MEN, especially. Credit where it’s due.

I wonder is this attitude is somewhat fed by the fact the President is the head of government AND the head of state. Having a seperate head of state allows the pomp and reverence of the office kept seperate from the practical workings of the head of government.

Thank you for this!

I’ll help pay for the crown moulding?

Drip Doctors? I’ve, uh, got a friend who has this drip problem from his, uh, you know? Can you help?

Not the President!

Can confirm. Am high school teacher. After spending days with smart-ass teenage boys, you don’t want me armed.

Agreed. And frankly I think she is beautiful. On the outside.

Me too. From Canada.