+ a million for the Spinal Tap reference..

Pretty sure Emma Watson is basically in the top five of every sex cult’s christmas list.

Did they tell you that you’d be working on their branding and positioning?

did they want your help with branding strategies

Well, it couldn’t possibly make less sense than OA

I think Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise would be good.

let he who has not recruited for a sex cult cast the first burning, rune-shaped stone

Damn. Allison comes off thirstier than most dudes tweeting at Instagram models.

Come on! The guy gets his news from bots from St. Petersburg. Give him a break.

A dipshit with the handle hashtagreleasethememo is calling people ‘useful idiots’.

Our thought and prayers are with the Trump camp at this time

Not just your voice. A loop of all the children, parents, leaders and community who have spoken out. You could edit together a clean hour of non-stop soundbites.

Do. It.

Since I can literally set up my 20kw wall of sound and talk shit to/about him and be heard all throughout West Parkland, Game On. Ill take the code violation.

Clearly, this Hogg kid is a deepstate socialist, anarchist, baby-killin’, anti-gun faggot here on an exchange program from Kenya.

Again, on behalf of Rapid City, SD, I am SO SO SORRY that Tomi Lahren crawled out of the depths of our great city. She is a national disgrace.

WHEN IT’S TIME TO PARTY WE WILL ALWAYS PARTY HARD

The foremost lesson of history is that nobody every learns from history.

“When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same.”

He’s already devastating your tourism, France is going to take all your scientists, China and Germany are going to mop up your sustainable energy businesses, and your tech companies are going to sod off to Ireland or India.