“I guess we’ll come out wearing dresses tomorrow.”
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Why is swallowing gum considered more gross than any other mashed up mess of food you’ve chewed the recommended 30-50 times? Food is basically liquid shit after 20 chews, which if you ask me is worse because of the less pleasant flavor profiles that would be attached to said liquid shit chewed food.
I also like this one: “Before I had studied Zen for thirty years, I saw mountains as mountains, and waters as waters. When I arrived at a more intimate knowledge, I came to the point where I saw that mountains are not mountains, and waters are not waters. But now that I have got its very substance I am at rest. For…
I’ll never get sick of this.
After your last image, I... I have to post this:
clearly you have never tasted the ambrosia that is Maple Syrup!
That is way more eloquent that I could possibly be. My only reaction was FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK YOOUUUUUUUUUUU!
People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.
Sounds divine. Thank you for your hospitality. 🌱
Sure! Your friend’s welcome package will include one bottle of maple syrup, a complimentary hospital stay, a Roots toque, an ounce of BC’s finest bud, and an autographed shirtless photo of our sexy prime minister. Oh and a tax bill for your first born, but you can’t have it all, you know?
A .gif can be a meme, true. But despite what some wish, that .gif is not a meme at this time. It may become one in the future.
SO excited!!
Well, since you’d be the sane ones, come on over.
Is there room in your country for about 125 million of us?
Goddamn it. How does autocorrect still leave me looking like a moron?!?
Tonight, Hillary is all of us.
The sane half of it anyway. But yes, this is a damn good meme.
Hillary is also Canada, judging by my Twitter feed...