You know nothing, conspiracy theorists.

Two episodes left, I’m braced for the cliffhanger. You should see the couch cushion fort I’ve built.

You guys, I’m starting to think that Floyd Mayweather might be an asshole.

It’s amazing that you strung together so many words, yet managed to dodge making a point like you’re some kind of word-salad matador.

I don't think satire means what fratbro thinks it means.

The fact that the dumb white guy's last name was "Ferguson" pretty much proves that the universe has an inherent drive towards irony.

This seems apt:

Keith Olbermann Doesn't BELIEVE How Much His Sister-in-Law Makes Every Day From Home!

Keith Olbermann Did You See The Road Warrior No That's Mad Max No Not The One With Tina Turner That Was ThunderdomeThis Is The Second One It's Really Good Probably The Best One Yea There Is Supposed To Be Another One Next Year But Anyway Keith Olbermann Throws A Boomerang But Like It's Not Just A Normal Boomerang…

Keith Olbermann forces NFL to read the show pending comments on every Deadspin post.

Keith Olbermann Decimates The NFL

Points for using "decimate" correctly!

These are very strange times for those of us who remember walking miles to school alone, but for every parent arrest story, there are more stories in the media of kids gone missing and child abductions. More of them, it seems, than "back in our day."

Well, as writers and editors you and Alan can decide to title this "What's the best Windows ultrabook," but you didn't. And as wilco10185z points out, the MacBook Air can be a Windows ultrabook anyway. Let the readers decide if you're not going to, I think.

I think we'd be remiss not to include it, but I'm going to make an argument against it anyway:

You have to take into account that this was Texas.

All the racists on the Internet must have the weirdest boner right now.

I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying "sodas and snacks." Just in case we don't know what sodas and snacks are.

When stance is outlawed, only outlaws have stance. Dude, that's hardcore.

y'know, as much as I believe government isn't automatically the answer to everything, I don't really have a problem with this. If only states in the US would go after unsafe mods like this, or those retards who put HID capsules in their stock halogen housings, or people driving with two temporary spares, or those…