Booger sucks.

Yeah, I have a 6 week old baby at home. I blame sleep deprivation. And the annoyingly rose-colored glasses of a Rangers’ fan who knows that the Devils are picking Kakko first.

OPS Eliot is something I’m going to go home to tell my wife about, and then she’ll not understand why it’s funny, and look at me like I’m drunk again.

Except for the two goals he scored against Canada in the final.

He has the eyeball control of a 3 week old.

Hair.

Lets not think too hard here.. the correct answer is “motherfucker.”

Jeez, PBR is usually pretty cheap.

What? There’s a guy.

This does set a dangerious precedent. A young black man getting an education is a dangerous thing to buffoons like this.

So tronc buys the Daily News for a dollar, but can’t pony up the dough for the Mets?

tronc calls meeting with entire Daily News staff.

Some other dude had 10's too.

Well, he is a Belgian scoring genius, with, uh, wait..

This is exactly what I’d imagine his breath smells like.

The crossbow was the most frustrating and underappreciated weapon in the game.

BLOODY MARY IS NOT A BASIC DRINK

50 hawks and 15 wolves should pretty much take care of everything.

Yes, at the New Jersey Turnpike rest stops.

This is all your fault, creep.