Tough draw for Arsenal.

“I don’t know enough about the rule to understand it right now and comment on it.”

I know we’re supposed to be grossed out by the spit thing but that picture makes me want a burger so fucking bad.

You have no idea the levels of fuckery it takes to make me side with the Fucking Eagles, but by god, Donny Boy has done it.

I appreciate the pixelation. Must’ve been a Japanese person’s phone.

Sounds like your kids are going to have some pretty bad sunburns.

At least they all probably stand for the national anthem though.

I’m going to do a rare comment here and speak for the Shark. Costs a third of what a Dyson does and is tough as hell. I’ve had my Shark for 2 years and noticed no depreciable difference. I love it so much it makes me worry about what this passion says about me as a person.

Christ, I hope someone is pruning all of the trees at the Peterson estate. Dude’s gonna be angry.

RIP

your potential employer is going to ask what you’ve been doing since college, and you’re going to want an answer better than “eating cereal and watching my parents’ TV at 2PM”.

Having actually watched a decent bit of rugby in my life, that was about as big a choke as I’ve ever seen.

公園で犬がすべり台してました 笑

Couldn't have said it better myself.

...only the Blackhawks have won more playoff series than the Sharks since the 2004-05 lockout

Two Brazilian cyclists died? That’s horrible. How many is a Brazilian anyway?

Farewell to my mom’s favorite ridiculous football player name. (Well, it’s a tie between that and Osi ‘HumanUrine’.)