Pride of Horry County

Russian Joe Buck

Richard Fromage?

It’s the team, not the coach, that lives in the basement.

With how hard it is to get into Columbia, these jerks can’t figure out their/they’re/there?

Utley is Buttley

Correct me if I’m wrong, but wouldn’t the Giants play the Bears and The Cardinals play the Panthers in your NFC Wild Card predictions? C’mon man, week one and you already shit the bed.

And the crying.. LOVE the crying.

Have some of your emails changed? Is soandso@gawker dot com still valid?

Bocce in the Olympics. ( Not the lame-ass beach type, but regular, roll the ball bocce.) Discuss.

Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?

Hi.

Losing that amount of beer after the 7th inning alcohol cutoff is a crime.

I want to work with you idiots.

Wow, a high-five clocked at 33mph. That’s even more impressive.

But will he be able to pull that off in the World Series?

That Crotchtangle Regional is a powerhouse.

What about the “It was with her friend?”

The only good thing about non-fitted sheets is folding them.

Good job on “douche canoe.”