Best game ever! Sabbath and missiles? Check.

all the single ladies, all the single-wait.

Emoting, does not the 650S trigger. I get it. Like comparing an R34 to an FD3.

On my Volvo S60 sedan, the trunk has an electronic release button on the trunk, that chooses not to work when the car is on, and the alternate trunk release button exists only on the key fob, which won’t work once it’s in the ignition. Helpful.

“Who puts the button for the [Cavalier] shifter on TOP of the knob?”

The impatient backseat-driving-but-in-the-front-passenger-seat girlfriend. Will unpredictably honk horn at slowed traffic and embarrass driver horribly. Also possibly get driver shot. Not sure if this scenario occurs with gender/seat roles reversed.

“I feel so sorry for all of the trouble I’ve caused...myself. Daddy come rescue me!”

what is that metallic-like substance that those old alfa bodies are made out of? if it’s not petrochemicals what could it be?

KNEADS MOAR CREASES BECAUSE CONFUSING CHEVROLET DESIGN LANGUAGE MUST MAKE TEH FACES ANGRIERS THAN POSSIBLES AGRESSION MRRAWWRRRR MANLY MANLY MANNN MALIBU PSHSRRRRR LOOK AT MY LEDS!

“Look everyone! We made something merely adequate! Watch out Central Federated Automobile Concern!”

Plot Twist: this will eventually be watered down 5x to become the next impreza.

Chevrolet interiors always appear to be composed of competely random collections of amorphous blobs.

waiting for them to somehow apply this design to reality by half assedly rebodying a ford Taurus drivetrain and trying to compete it with an S-class

should've tried to sick drift that turn instead. lesson learned

looks like a cross between a previous gen camry ('13) and a current gen Chrysler 200

That was the best promo video I have ever seen. much better than the recent Mclaren one that showed up on Jalopnik this month.

The HOV lane is a dedicated space for pairs of middle aged americans piloting Kia Souls at 10MPH below the speed limit.

:-(

I have definitely nothing against Tavs and this article, but it's just more frightening to realize that there are sellers out there with such disregard for honesty in auto sales.

HOLY SCHNIKEY!