But a vast swath of the front is covered in a matrix of speed holes!

I’m not in the right tax bracket, because I got my wife these Charlie Brown Christmas Vans, among a couple other things that are not six-figure convertibles.

It’s the car she drives from her garage within the gated community to her other garage outside the gated community, specifically because it has a dedicated slot for the gated community gate card.

Note to self:

BUT HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HAND TOWELS?

Ah yes, that must have been what Fancy Kristen was picturing as the use for this slot.

SO MANY FINGERPRINTS

Would anyone really take the time to remove individual credit cards, IDs or whathaveyou from their wallet and place them just so in their designated dashboard slot?

When we moved my mom’s mom into assisted living, my mom spent days cataloging and packing all of the china and other associated items which she and her siblings (all baby boomers) will argue about who gets what. I’m 35 and am baffled by the significance they assign to these items.

I’m 35 and I also love the Volcom shorts.

Comfort and acceptable looks are far from mutually exclusive, even within the New Balance lineup.

They’re not too hip. They will upgrade your hipness into “look at me, I’m wearing acceptable-looking sneakers now!” territory. This is an admirable goal to pursue. Renounce the dad shoes.

Oh wow, those are terrible. For the love of all that’s good and holy, donate those to your thrift store of choice immediately.

Khaki shorts and New Balances are fine, if...

I fully endorse this idea if it also creates an opportunity to create the Supra by giving it a different kind of pop-up headlights from the Celica that also has pop-up headlights.

This:

I’m talking about the hand towels with some kind of design in the middle where the only way to properly display the design is to tri-fold.

I deliberately fold my mother-in-law’s tri-fold hand towels in half after I use them, because fuck tri-fold towels.

This is my wife’s Impreza.