How dare you fail to acknowledge the RAV4 Extra Cladding Edition Adventure!

Normally I hate those damn not-actually-cryptic 26.2 stickers people put on their cars to announce that they ran that far one time, but you can have all the 26.2 stickers.

Here in Madison, WI usually the vehicles with stickers on them are Priuses and Subarus with assorted hippie-friendly slogans. For example, this is my wife’s Subaru.

“Desiccated apricot face who’s best friends with Fox News” is one of my favorite descriptions of Trump lately, along with “bloviating yam.”

I’ve owned both a WJ and WK Grand Cherokee, which I very much enjoyed in spite of them also being piles of crap.

Nissan: Hey Disney, can we pay you to do some random-ass Star Wars stuff with our cars?

The original awd turbo manual Mazdaspeed 6 didn’t make financial sense and I’m sure Mazda doesn’t want to repeat it.

No, the Regal TourX looks like an Opel Insignia Tourer with a bunch of ugly tacked on gray plastic cladding. Because that makes it a crossover, or something.

Apparently it uses brake-based torque vectoring:

I’m no lover of raw onions and firmly believe they should be used judiciously. Tacos are one such acceptable application. Because in Mexico this is what tacos look like.

I joke but it’s a joke borne of truth because this is my wife’s Impreza.

BUT IS THERE A VEGAN UPHOLSTERY OPTION?

It’s a little disappointing that even being relatively on top of security updates is considered a minor victory in the Android world.

I will say, Samsung has been pretty decent on at least keeping up with security patches on my unlocked Galaxy S7 Edge. I just got the November security patch within the past week or so, although before that it sat on the August patch for a while.

Funny, that update was announced at least a month or so ago. I replaced mine with a Galaxy S7 Edge.

Well, Rex Ryan is good at customizing vehicles.

Your stereotype of white people is unfortunately true in many cases.

I had a similar thought about Acura. The pattern within the CLS grille is more similar to the Acura look but the headlights, especially the LED eyebrows, are closer to the Mustang.

The rest of the car is a droopy jellybean but the front kinda looks like the frowny face 2018 Mustang.

There’s something about driving that makes people very aware of being looked at, and the reaction is almost always to involuntarily look back.