This best part is all the made up rules they use for “Fairness” but boils down to “you have to play my way or you’re cheating”

As someone who only does PvE, can I safely assume that the only consistent thing with PvP folk is constant bitching? 

Hey Kotaku, Luke, Patricia, et al.

I am looking to destroy god. also i think the problem with the mcu isnt throwing ass its that the mcu is anti art and making 40 year olds feel like media for 12 year olds is all there is. 

Didn’t they cry when Chief lost his v-card?

spoken like a person who’s never had to work a food service job. 

I mean, it's one banana. How much could it cost? $10?

This is the one and only time I think that could legitimately be an improvement.

You kiiiiinda covered this, but it’s $100 for early access to an exotic everyone will get when the expansion releases, and it’s purely bonus, you’re paying for $100 of content completely independent of the gun.

Again, Souls games already have an Easy mode. It’s called playing as the mage build lol

From what I’ve read it sounds like Shia needs someone to tell him that FKA Twigs is a person.

She-Hulk explores what happens when you overwork and underpay VFX artists. 

They’re a gaming blog. Gaming journalism just doesn’t exist anymore. (some would argue never did) You’ll get a few good pieces here and there and Kotaku has been blackballed by weak, petty companies like Bethesda iirc, for stirring the pot but nevertheless. Blog,

Did he just say “making bucks”?

♫ Would you like some making bucks / produuuuu-cer!!!! ♪

Try not to make any legacy sequels on the way to the parking lot . . . hey get back here!

In a row?!

It’s a fun thing to look back on, now that both LoT and the AV Club are over.

Fucken Oath! AoS deserves top 3 at the very least.