1982 may be the greatest year in film 

Don’t sell yourself short. You’re a lot confused.

This movie was extremely dumb and my favorite thing I’ve seen this year

Yeah, that is baffling. As a fan of The OA, I’d happily bump it for the first four seasons of Justified.

guy who’s only read ready player one finding out about another book:

Reminded me of another game that I wanted to like.

Especially since, in the original novella, Pinhead’s androgynous and speaks with a feminine voice.

Because a book where a man hooks up with a... Female with a giant ant for a head is totally more logical than a book about powerful families waging war and intrigue over valuable resources.

Decided she no longer preferred the P.

You can still talk while wearing it, so not a gag.

1) I will not have anyone mock Tubi on this site. It’s filled to the brim with the kind of shit you’d see in the Cult and Sci-Fi sections of an old video store and for that reason, it’s fucking amazing.

‘alums like Kate Siegel make their return’

not sure if being ironic?

It’s something to hear your youth referred to as ancient times. I typed in many a program that came in magazines on my trusty C-64. Even made an absolutely terrible Masters of the Universe text adventure. Good times.

Ah yes, my favorite Street Fighter character

I have two problems with video game writing:

Monster 

You sick son of a bitch...

“Hey! Wait! I filed a dumb complaint.”

Neither does a first-world country without universal heath care!

“Its like a fucking law now or something, they just cant adapt something and leave ALL of it intact, AS IS.”