Unfortunately, these idiots are all going to get snapped up for cable news roles, either as permanent employees or in the usual rotation of talking heads.

Good write up.

lol imagine an Aussie pretty boy tv star playing a cult fave genre villain in an American motion picture. Absolutely sillypants.

Who am I supposed to be rooting for in this scenario?  

Spending hours on this raid and getting some lame-ass drill sounds almost as bad as spending $60 and getting Fallout 76.

I’m sure someone down here is starting a petition for AVclub to completely rewrite this list with different writers.

History is the ultimate spoiler. 

I’ve made it 33 years on this earth, and for the last 30 of them nobody has ever made me feel guilty for loving Bloodsport until now. Screw you AV Club.

If this weren’t Judy Greer, there’s no way in hell I’d watch a video of version of something usually presented in handy article format.

I’m sorry to go on a tangent but I’m confused. How can there be a Highlander 2 when there were no Highlander sequels?

Well excuse me if I don’t want to be a puppet of Big Feelings!

Pick him up! Pick him up! Pick him up! Pick him up!

“Of course, that also means there are some things that feel incredibly dated, like characters using “gay” and “skank” as punchlines.” 

All terms are made up.

You don’t actually know what an asset flip is.

After only two posts I know for an absolute certainty that you are a complete douche.

Dark Half was the first Stephen King book I read (at the age of 10), so I love it.  Also, I hatehatehatehate Carrie, but that’s largely because I saw the movie first which I also hatehatehatehate.  Hot take: DePalma is just an art house version of Michael Bay.

pretty good TV for the 30's

Welp... The fundamentalist Christians said that once we legalized gay marriage, it would only be a matter of time before people were marrying their pets. I thought they were crazy, but I guess they called it. Have we double-checked to make sure the Earth isn’t just 3,000 years old?

C’mon, back in ‘81 British TV spent a whole day covering a woman marrying a dog.