You sure it's not Stargate?

Wedlock! Such a great schlock action movie.

To compensate, he should get a Winnie the Pooh patch. 

Look, nobody else was available! They asked around. Everyone else was too busy being free to do the slavery.

The Fifth Element: Blade Runner for Bronies.

Holy shit. This is goddamn ridiculous. I... I kind of love it and hate it as the same time!

“Bloodstained just wants to play the hits. For now, I’m happy to hear ‘em.”

You want a completely different game, that’s what you want. 

So you are pro-cameras-in-public-restrooms or am I missing your point?

It’s very important that we defer to Occam’s Razor on this stuff. The simplest explanation for Republicans is that they are stupid assholes.

It is stitched together and powered by Trump, who will, one day, no longer be the president. You can’t run against him forever. Where do your precious moderates go when the Republicans nominate someone who doesn’t saying the quiet part so loudly?

In light of Trump and Brexit, The Waldo Moment turned out to be pretty prophetic and thus should rank higher. Hang the DJ is just White Christmas (which also should not be ranked as highly) and San Junipero mixed together. Nosedive is definitely not better than 15 million merits, Entire History of You, and etc.…

What should you do if you drop your Surge can on the ground?

Your move, Florida.

Who doesn’t love a good “Look at this fucking guy” letter?

Texas isn’t that bad; have you heard of Mississippi?

When I was a kid, I was super disappointed that ‘Colossus: The Forbin Project’, wasn’t a giant monster movie.  It’s SO the title of a giant monster movie!

I think ugly dudes have felt entitled to hot women ever since Aphrodite was wed to Hephaestus.

no thats Doctor Who

IN HELL, WHERE IT BELON--[[checks notes]] oh... Summer 2021, I guess!