Daft Punk robot heads - “oh, so they just always wear those - weird, but I guess that’s cool enough.”

Deadmau5 head - “oh, so he’s just doing the Daft Punk thing all over again but with worse and derivative music. Fine, ok.”

Marshmello head - “alright, seriously, just fucking stop already.”

Playstation FOOOUUURRRR!

Pfft, so what? I’m doing really well with my “EVERY HIT; OH GOD, HOW DID ANOTHER ZOMBIE GRAB ME” speedrun*.

“I did it all for the nookie!”

No, you’re thinking of Doglores Claibone.

Okay, I’ll bite.

You mean the states that have good roads, good schools, better health care, higher life expectancy, and contribute more to the federal government than the Red states that are producing ignorant, unhealthy leeches on the body politic?

WHOOOOAAAAA you went there!

And now I’m sad about that all over again

Neon Genesis Evangelion, aka “Shitty whiny kid jerks it over unconscious body of his friend: the series”. 

But keeping the themes is actually important to an adaptation. That’s what Snyder’s Watchman gets wrong. 

As near as I can tell, badly.

Two words: Jolders Hammer.

I always find it amusing that the generation clash is always viewed as being millennials vs baby boomers. Poor old Gen X just gets forgotten, which seems like the most Gen X thing it could really do.

Doesn’t becoming an expert in virtual animal murder make you a bit of a hypocrite, you lily-livered lettuce lover?”

WTF is the point of living in modern times if a person doesn’t avail herself of some of its luxuries, like a freaking pre-natal appointment to a midwife or something? Yet she will chatter on FB about the “primal instinct” that takes over. Guess what? Birthing can be pretty deadly, just look at history. But no, the…

Nor should they expect it. I agree it’s a bad idea and not what i want. What will i do with this turn of events? Not play it and maybe check out Path of Exile. This Gamers Rise Up bullshit is just embarrassing. They don’t care how angry you rage on reddit. They care if they don’t make money on it. No amount of reddit…

I never thought Total Recall was nearly ambiguous as people sometimes say because we clearly get to see scenes in the Recall facility while Schwarzenegger is unconscious and he doesn’t know about. We’re not in his distorted perception during those scenes.

Milo Yabbadabbadoopolis?

More and more I worry about the impulse, from the community and within the ranks of the police, to treat cops as heroes rather than just public servants, which is what they are. Yes, the face a heightened level of danger, but frankly so do nurses and sometimes even social workers (some of the clients they deal with…