Look at the tag. If it's even slightly different than the one you see on clothes in the regular retail stores, you're getting stuff made just for the outlets.

"But it seems the main reason is simplicity: a lack of frustrating spell checks and autocorrects, which is kind of what you want when writing new and strange fictional words on a daily basis."

This is the face of a goat roper.

"Has been like this since Day 1, has never gone to class"

College isn't supposed to be vo-tech. You're supposed to training and expanding your mind. I graduated with a degree in the sciences. At the time, I didn't appreciate having to take courses over on the other side of campus. English, history, social science, a foreign language, etc. I've found, though, that those…

Imagine trying to go through doors with that thing following you. Or navigating the subway. Or being near another person with one of these and getting them tangled up or creating navigation problems for each other. Or having someone think your expensive gizmo is annoying and knocking it to the ground or grabbing…

Even after they'd boarded the bus alongside several veteran Mayflower movers and decamped for College Park"

It's not really a sinkhole. A retaining wall along a below grade train track fell, taking with it the cars and light poles along it's top.

I believe, actually, it was Stroh's. I think they were bought and broken up by Pabst or someone around 2000.

One summer during college, I worked in the food stands at a major sports arena. One night, there was a boxing match that was sold out. The managers assigned me to work one of those mobile beer stands, basically a keg inside a rolling box with a tap and drip tray on the top. You'd get a stand with a full keg and…

You mean this isn't a marriage based on love and mutual respect? I'm shocked.

So, it's sort of the Lysa Arryn school of child rearing.

A second child often removes those Holy Grail misconceptions.

Amazon Prime video works great on my iPad or phone, but I have trouble bringing it up on my television. I don't have a Playstation and when I try to do the option on the iPad where you can show video on the TV, the shows/movies are laggy compared to the iPad. Until I find a better way, Amazon Prime video is fine but…

"Technically this means he has nothing left to do (collect missing mounts, maybe?) until the next expansion, Warlords of Draenor, arrives. "

"God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

Some of my relatives thought the same thing. They claimed never to get sick, but everyone would occasionally come down with a touch of the "summer flu". Yeah, right.

"We are Americans (no, not you, Canadians) (OK, you too, c'mon over here ya big galoots), and we like big hunks of steak*."

"The last owner was Jason Haxton, Director of the Museum of Osteopathic Medicine, who not only had nightmares but developed a strange skin disease and began coughing up blood."

"No, Steven Seagal didn't actually give Vladimir Putin "bunny ears" at a recent press event"